| This article seeks to make fun of the humble Golf | | | | possibly a screaming wife. Also should only be |
| club as some players have taken to using the | | | | done outside. |
| Golf club as a weapon of death and destruction. It | | | | Cat Teaching |
| should not be taken seriously and is intended to | | | | If you have even owned a cat, you will know |
| offer uses for frustrated golf players. | | | | that at times, they like to please the owner be |
| With golf catching on in high schools, inner cities, | | | | showing how they are a great hunter. This results |
| and the family based mini putt, all over the United | | | | in the loud meow and the discovery of a dead |
| States the time has come to appreciate the | | | | bird or mouse. In most cases, this would need the |
| game of Golf. | | | | owner to handle the almost dead creature. Never |
| At the same time, many players (and maybe the | | | | again, now take that, Golf club and send the dying |
| wives of players) struggle with the skill and | | | | creature to its next life- by airmail! |
| understanding, needed to master this game. It can | | | | Need the exercise- but can't afford Gym fees? |
| become a passion that is testing to the impatient. | | | | A golf club would also make an inexpensive weed |
| Lets look at other, lesser-known uses for the Golf | | | | wacker for your lawn and the process of |
| clubs: | | | | removing weeds with your golf club can also act |
| The Home Security Device | | | | as your exercise for the day. It all rolls together |
| The muscles used for swinging a golf club could | | | | into one nice little package if you really let your |
| be used to act as defense against home invasion, | | | | mind go. At the same time a firm Grip would be |
| however keeping mind, that you may do more | | | | needed on the club. |
| damage to your own belongings and yourself, | | | | House Maintenance |
| rather than the intruder. Not recommended for | | | | You can use it to remove that nasty hornet's |
| those with fitted ceiling fans. | | | | nest from under your roof although you may |
| Children's toys | | | | want to wear long sleeves for that. It can also be |
| Imaging if you have children that have become | | | | handy at removing icicles from your roof as well |
| board with the high tech video games. These are | | | | but this requires some caution if moving above |
| the same games that create a little moving, | | | | the ground. |
| couch-based life. Give them a Golf club each and | | | | There are many users for that high priced set of |
| many over ripe oranges and you have a source | | | | clubs sitting in the back of the garage. Put them |
| of free entertainment. On the side of caution, this | | | | to use before your wife or partner decides they |
| idea would most likely be applied by a father, and | | | | were a bad idea, and sells them to make room |
| could result in mess to clean up afterwards and | | | | for other storage items. |